I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
The crowning achievement of my weekend was hooking up with someone I'm at least facebook friends with.
You took a fire extinguisher off the wall in the hallway to play Ghostbusters.
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
My grandpa is giving me detailed instructions on how to fight a second floor bedroom fire from a ladder on the out side. Just in case
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
She's opening her family birthday cards at the bar. So we can pay our tab. Bitches wrote checks :(
I did cocaine with my cab driver all night. It was the best date.
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
Of fucking course I get my period on Valentine's Day...
You kept calling yourself a spider monkey... Then ran to the bathroom to "prepare for the main event"
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