i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
At lowes after workin outside. Kid behind me says "mommy that man smells like a taco" yes she was talking about me.
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
The condom broke. Its OK tho, turns out I was just humping her thigh for 20 minutes. Jager dude, Jager.
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
I'll be thirty in eight months. I think my goal is too stop changing my pants in the parking lot at work by then.
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
Listen gotta draw the line somewhere. Apparently that line is at my nuts.
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