Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
You were spitting chewed up pretzle into my hands telling me to hold it for you.
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
My roommate is trying to suck beer out of the rug.
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
I either just got free sex or a nice jail sentence. Text me in 10 to verify.
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
I woke up with a thorn in my belly button. A THORN!
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
All I wanted was a good weekend full of booze, laughs, and maybe some penis. Instead, someone is in the hospital, I didn't sleep at all last night. And not because I got laid.
Randomize
