I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
we came into the house to find you doing shots by your self and when we told you to stop you locked yourself in the bathroom...
did I at least say anything...
you meowed at us and said you're a cat and cats drink for a living
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
I don't know whether to cheer for the free bourbon, or cry from the screaming children.
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
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