i'm pretty sure the devil's penis is california-shaped
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
He just asked me if I'd be interested in couples therapy. Fuck my life.
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
Fuck baseball, getting drunk and playing with kittens is the REAL national pasttime
I fell asleep while eating jimmy johns last night and then woke up at 5am and continued to eat it
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
It's really hard to tweet with a pussy in your face demanding attention.
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
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