no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
I was about to watch some really classy porn. Title was ravenous for dick. I didnt know pornstars knew ravenous was a word.
you called me in the middle of the night, wandering the streets, in search of "the ultimate burrito"
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
next time we drink: battle shots.
battle shots or battle shits? if its the first, explain. if its the second I think I figured it out.
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
We are both federal employees and Obama gave us a four-day weekend to lie in bed. Do you know how many orgasms that will be? I knew there was a reason I voted for this guy.
So I went tanning and I burned my boobs.
They're like sad pomegranates.
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
Cleaning naked can be dangerous. Vacuum cord got stuck on my belly button ring...
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
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