What's the point in getting all dressed up and going when i'm just gonna throw up on myself by midnight?
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
In my drunkeness I was planning how to throw up without my parents hearing. I was gonna go for a "run" and just throw up outside.
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
Even when you're down just know that I will always be the one to pour alcohol into your asshole when you're on probation
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
Literally just took 6 shots in the shower..I’ve got this.
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