I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
Okay call me later ill be watching lifetime and scrubbing throw up off my feet
My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
Ever got a vibrator stuck in ur hair? Is worse that getting ur hairbrush stuck.
...well that sucks.
i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
When you left the bar, you did two cartwheels and a heel click and RAN ALL THE WAY HOME.
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
I can't remember the last time I saw a penis in person that I didn't see a million times on text first
I gave my girlfriend a ring to celebrate our anniversary, she thought It was an engagement ring. Now im getting married and I don't know what to do.
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
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