Me too!
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
She tried to ditch the cab before she payed but she forgot to grab her shoes and wake me up
On a scale of 1 to 3, with 1 being the smallest and 3 being the largest, what size nipple pasty do you think I am?
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
Hired a new intern today and we have something in common. I blew her boyfriend in high school. Do you think she knows?
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
IT WAS A FUCKING ELEPHANT I SWESR!!!!!
Nathan, I haven't spoken to you in 12 years and it's 6am. Kindly fuck off.
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