i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
everyone at work keeps looking at me like they know I got the herp this weekend
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
Dad, is it in any way illegal for me to run around throwing handfuls of lucky charms at people tomorrow?
you're kidding right?
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
You took your pants and underwear off as soon as we got to Melissa's and just walked around the entire time like it was completely normal. We even ate pizza together with your vagina exposed. You're my hero.
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
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