We just built a bong out of a pineapple. I am never leaving hawaii. Ever.
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
Are you sighing at your phone and judging me right now?
What a dumb baby whore.
AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
Did copperhead road at the bar. All the girl next to me did was stare at my glorious bouncing tits. CAN I FUCKING HELP YOU?? I worked hard for these tits.
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
She called me at 2am crying because her late night booty call moved out of state
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
Randomize
