Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
If that was your dad, he is hot
I hope you get used to having plenty of sperm because you're never gonna get any.
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
I smell like booze and the valet literally buckled me in, def top 3 walks of shame
Are we going out tonight?
My conscience says no but my vag says yes
Ya I know. She's self aware though, like the terminator. Which is the best kind of crazy
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
He just showed up with a bottle of wild turkey a half a can of coke and some marshmallows yelling "gobble gobble bitches" my roommates hate my cousin
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
Listen, you can either give me drugs or an orgasm. You decide.
Randomize
