I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
I am watching the symphony and have decided that violin players probably give really good hand jobs.
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
NO. FUCK YOU. I HOPE SOMEONE REPLACES YOUR LUBE WITH HOT SAUCE.
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
In other news I was masturbating last night and came really fucking hard to the thought of yelling at a customer....
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
I've just realized that today's rations have consisted of turkey bacon and jack Daniels.
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
I know he’s married, but he’s still a guy with balls and a dick. He noticed my cleavage and stared at my ass. He’ll call.
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