he shaved USA in his pubs
I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
i just overheard a girl at the next table saying she gave up sex for lent
don't you ever do that...
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
Just found cake in my bra, debating if I should eat it
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
Zach is always passed out on the floor somewhere.face down in a puddle of his own absurdity
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
I ran into a wall that clearly had things popping out. My eyebrow was bruised, both arms, the bottom of my foot. Lost half of my finger nail, my fake eyelash was stuck in my hair and I have about 47 blurry pictures of a half naked zombie DJ.
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
It threw me off a little. I had to take a moment and ask myself, "Is he really fingering me in his mom's kitchen while I eat a whopper?"
I just gave my boss a blowjob. underneath his desk at work. that promotion is mine!
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