You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
guess who just trotted in eating her oats and wagging her penis
The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
I don't know what's more pathetic, the fact that you dated him or the fact that it took a Taylor Swift song for you to break up with him.
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
Just ran into that guy that tried to take a dump in your pool
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
It's embarrassing enough people in my life are aware of the ridiculous things that happen to me. I don't think we need to get the whole world involved.
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
And my parents said I crawled through the house
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