I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
Is it a bad sign when i blow my nose && can smell vodka?
I let some guy put hot sauce in my asshole for his birthday
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
i think it would be like really awesome if scientist could genetically engineer manatees to be like the size of goldfish so i could have one in my fishbowl and be like FUCK YEAH TINY MANATEE
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
I have fence marks all over my body
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
His wedding band got caught on my nipple ring and that's how I realized he was married
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