well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
Im eating a cannibus peanut butter and jelly sandwich, while snuggling a stuffed animal. Either this flu is really really harsh or I'm some kind of stoner toddler
Some girl just walked passed me, said "fuck yeah!" and is now crawling up the stairs
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
WHY IS THERE NO EMOJI FOR "FUCK MY MOM JUST SAW MY SEX BRUISES?!"
I have found random beers stashed in my purse and microwave... Apparently I thought 2015 was gonna have a beer shortage
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
I think I had Hypothermia but was too drunk to notice.
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
I'll be coming off of 7 days of not drinking. No horse tranqs either. I haven't been this sober since I was in the womb
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