haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
OK WHO CHANGED MY RING TONE TO LADY AND THE TRAMP AND CHANGED EVERY CONTACT IN MY PHONE TO 'SOME GUY I FUCKED'?
Im shrooming at the foot of a tree on top of a mountain. Feeling fly as fuckin socrates and bon iver.
I cannot start working out. If I start to look better, I'll ruin ugly women's chances forever. So, really...I'm doing them a favor...think about it.
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
Idk how I even got accepted into college because literally the only things my brain ever thinks about are YouTube videos of baby animals and sex.
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
Left my house last night with a girlfriend, $200 in my wallet, and 10 finger nails. Came home with no girlfriend, an empty wallet, and 9 1/2 finger nails.
Yea, I had a bad night too aha
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
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