Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
i just overheard my mom tell my dad he should drink less so he could hit the right hole
Five things that make you perfect. Go.
The skin of a dead hooker. The blood of the innocent. The soul of a kitten. The hat from cat in the hat. And sunglasses.
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
Just mixed my liver cleanse with Bacardi. Best. Thing. Ever.
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
being sober in physics class makes me realize the regularity with which i show up to it still drunk
Ok. So let me get this straight. She treats her vagina like a clown car, yet judges me for just making out with the guy that bought all of us shots?
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
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