She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
I feel like I just won at life, no connection sex and free 12 pack of beer after. Does life give out trophies, if so I want a big one.
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
Reasons why I'm always right: I am older, I am wiser, I have a larger penis
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
I always feel bad for the sober driver... Never been me but I feel bad... empathetic AF
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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