Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
I solve my problems like an adult, at the strip club drinking on a work night.
I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
Life lesson #57: drinking whisky out of apples leads to threesomes.
I'm home and safer than post-menopausal sex; you're welcome for the image. And yes, I did just use a semi-colon hammered.
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
Cause I came home. Im covered in green marker and jack daniels. Theres a taco and the words "we went to Mexico" on my wrist. Im a walking abomination.
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
Guess how much it costs to flush your pants down the toilet?
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