I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
The neighbors are smoking hash and doing Julia Child impressions...again.
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
I wish we could skip the pretense of being normal and just start drinking wine with breakfast
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
This is literally engraved into my seat "Need crack?" And then there's a number. This isn't real.
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
You may be fancy. But you'll never be having cheesy garlic bread and scotch at 3am fancy.
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
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