What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
so she called me drunk and made me stay on the phone with her while she puked.
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
Just threw up in my seat during the national anthem. Probably not good.
Turns out, his fucking is as lame and staggered as his NFL career.
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
He is married, and has a regrettably large penis. I need to find another one right away to get myself out of this mess.
How big does a penis have to be before it becomes regrettably so?
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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