So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
On my way, I hope you have alcohol for me to blame stuff on...
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
I've decided to tape numbers to the bottom of my heels corresponding to the number of drinks I can safely consume in them.
Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
Well, I watched a girl proposition a shit ton of people, try to take a cocktail waitresses job and then proceed to walk into a wall. Damn, I'm a little jealous.
I found us a new booze connection and I'm writing college admissions essays. The future is bright.
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
Says the girl who left her friends to go have phone sex in the bathroom at Michael's
I am 95% sure I just heard my cat say "What are you doing home? It's Saturday night."
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
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