yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
She was so drunk that I kept trying to switch out her wine for water. Sort of like Jesus, but in reverse.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
Elaborate
Strip Mario-Kart
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
I want a MapMyFart App, where I can mark every spot where I have ripped one. Like here.
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
You took a selfie with my hard dick and sent it to Scott with the caption 'Toldja'. It was hard to forget you're a teenager after that
So how'd the job interview go?
well turns out the guy interviewing me was a regular at the strip club where i used to work. Talk about awkward
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
Just got my LSAT score...if you need me I'll be drunk in a ditch somewhere.
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
Randomize
