i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
vaguely remember the bartender stopping me outside last night so he could pull the duct tape out of my hair
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
Just when I decided to go get a taco and a blunt cake it starts raining. Coincidence? or divine intervention?
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
They sent him a photo of me smoking a bong whilst wearing the dinosaur head. I think that's the last we hear of his nonsmoking fitness freak ass 🤷🏼♀️
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT, PEE IN MY FUCKING TRASHCAN?!
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
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