Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
She just used a chaser for red wine.
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
The dry cleaners wouldn't even take our clothes. That's how bad of a night it was.
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
So, I gotta figure when the nurses at the emergency room noticed my new hair cut it means I'm there too often, right?
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
Randomize