your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
I can't breathe out the right side of my face
I think my vagina is haunted
it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
Thank god crabs can't live on your head. Thank god.
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
Your life is one shit show away from being a lifetime movie.
I swear to God, if you have sex in my bed one more time you're gonna start paying rent
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
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