nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance
My costume for the end of the world party was a success. Everyone in the ER thought I was there because I got hit by a car when it was actually from alcohol poisoning.
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
I have vodka and explosives. For once, we can blow something up that isn't a blow-up doll.
She's cool and all but if she eats my food again I'm gonna fucking drop kick her ass. No one touches my lunchables. NO ONE.
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
Just got home, my brothers stoned and he got a high score on COD.. He just asked me if I wanted to have a celebrational yogurt with him. Wtf?
I'm declaring this weekend Captain Morgan weekend
You declare every weekend Captain Morgan weekend...
You just don't understand... :'(
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