Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
i just made mint juleps with bourbon and fresh breath strips. i am the macgyver of alcohol.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
I'm having a really difficult time dealing with the fact that my dog now shares a name with Snooki's crotch-spawn.
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
We bought only tequila and Twister. And you're STILL surprised you got pregnant?
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
Okay first of all fuck you and everything you stand for because Taco Bell is amazing.
QUIT BEING A BITCH, DRINK SOME PEPTO, AND PUKE ON OUR FOES
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