i just ate something from under my fingernail. i dont know what it was, but it tasted half decent
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
They nicknamed me the gargoyle. Sex with me is getting gargoyled. The last one I fucked yelled "gargoyle me" for dirty talk. I think fucking me is part of their pledging initiation. Somewhat OK with this.
No. No, there is no forgiveness for this. The only way I'm forgiving you for this is if you somehow convince your sister to have sex with me. In her car.
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
Randomize
