His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
I've literally already typed in by booty call text for friday night. all I have to do now is wait for is drunk me to press send
We decided to make playlists for each other. Do you know any songs that say "sorry I'm not as hot as your prostitute ex?"
just found out that she named her cat after me.
I don't care if my next phone has to run on the blood of virgin koala bears, I don't want to be scrambling for a charger.
Can I just skip the lesson I have planned for tomorrow and just teach my students about Prohibition using my impending hangover?
This is why american education is failing
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize
