Nah got too drunk to function...probably could have dragged something home over my shoulder if the cops didn't roll
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
Spent the entire ride home from downtown trying to convince designated dawgs to drop us off at waffle house instead of our apartment. i told them it was my house...they didn't buy it.
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
The fact that you think I have a life is so flattering to me.
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
You are a genius and a whore.
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
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