All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
I just sneezed alcohol in a candle and started a fire.
I've spent the last three hours watching 30 rock and eating marshmallows and ham. I'm considering taking up weed to justify my lifestyle.
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
God only knows how I ended up there doing crown royal shots to the titanic and insighting a bar wide shit fest when I asked the dj to play levels
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
Seriously. All i can say is im covered in mud, my jaw hurts, i cannot straighten my arm, egg is everywhere, and there is a dead squirrel.
I just walked past a guy banging a chick in the back of his car.
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
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