Umm I'm too high to move.
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
I wish i could sleep and get drunk at the same time...those are my 2 biggest needs right now
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
she pulled the sheets over her head to blow me but the static kept making little lightning bolts and I was too high and got really scared she was going to electrocute me.
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
It's like we're in an emotionally distant three-way and there's not even sex to show for it.
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
He said "I can't believe I had sex with a cat lady". Am I flattered or is this a new low?
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