whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
Are we in a gay sports bar?
we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
You should be grateful to be my roommate. My booty calls always drive you places in the morning.
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
Great news. I WILL BE FUCKING IN A BOUNCY HOUSE TOMORROW.
There is a woman in the stall next to me giving a pep talk to her daughter that wants to call off her wedding. I'm afraid to pee!
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
totally just bought a bottle of gin with nothing but change
don't ever let anyone tell you that youre not 100% class
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
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