apparentely "Beer Pong Champ" is not a profession, no wonder they havent called me back......
told ya
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
I'm using toast as a chaser. If I wasn't already so fucked up this would be revolting.
Wow, I just woke up in this conference with the woman beside me staring at me. This is what happens when hungover people sit in warm rooms...
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
I just threw up into a baby carriage. There was a baby in it.
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
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