Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
He won't talk to me. He'll only communicate using scissors
Were at her birthday dinner and her dad keeps buying me shots saying when I was your age I fucked the shit outta girls
Hahahahahaha remind him your dating his daughter
A milkman. But instead of milk I'm delivering marijuana. And instead of a milk truck it's an armored car.
You're a weed delivery man, in an armored car?
He asked me if I remembered touching his police badge. awk.
Like woke up with a dick piercing kind of drunk.
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
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