Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
i get turned down more than a collar. where are the desperate bitches i need to crawl to them
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
I won the karaoke contest at the bar last night, when they called my name i was doing blow off the toilet seat, i thought they caught me, i didnt even know there wasa contest
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
Which genius got me a voicemail of myself puking?
If you see my mugshot on the news tomorrow, its not what you think
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
I miss my teeeeeeeeth. They're in a bag in my hand.
I'm wearing a sports bra. Of course I'm not getting laid tonight.
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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