Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
So shortly after drunk sex...she starts crying and saying..." you don't care about me, you never do anything nice for me" so I called her a cab
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
he drunk texted me to give me his number with the message "i gotchu pretty eyeso" i can't tell if he's complimenting me or himself.
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
I try new drugs instead of new boys. That way you can't scold me about the importance of condoms
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
Zak is like the Picasso of masterbatory texts
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
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