Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
Tomorrow after you go to the library to look up gay porn, I'm going to come to your apartment to paint a nude portrait of you. Get pumped, plopernickle.
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
I just got a snapchat of a flaccid penis with the caption "happy belated valentine's day." What did I do to deserve this
Fast is cars. Home is I now. Drunk yoda me is.
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
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