Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
explain to me why "crisis hotline lolz" is in my contacts?
Do you need a place to sleep? Cause I fucked in the guestroom a few weeks ago and never washed the sheets. But if you don't care neither do I.
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
Just got a ride from a stranger while walking a mile home as it hailed with no coat. He asked me if I smoked, then said he just made some potent cookies and I could have one.
The cookie was what I originally wanted to tell you. Always say yes to drugs from strangers
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
Someone stole a lamp last night.
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
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