Cut to me doing the walk of shame to work from a hotel.
have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
thank god random hookups don't end with college. happy birthday, america.
when i was ordering pizza, the guy muffled the phone but i could clearly hear him say "its that drunk bitch again"
At what point in your drunken state would you actually believe that the cops wanted to party with you?
i asked the cop if we could stop and do a chinese firedrill.... he said no.
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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