NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
This house was built for laser tag.
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
Although, to be fair, I am both willing and going to lick marshmallow fluff off of your dick.
Just had a guy try to pull the maraca out of my shirt with his teeth... Wtf
I don't need a lecture. I'm 41. I know I'm an idiot.
Duck, Duck, Goose is now the autocorrect, safe for work version of fuck, fuck, loose.
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
IT'S A GIANT FUCKING ROBOT, DUDE. LOGIC IS OUT OF THE QUESTION BECAUSE AWESOME.
You wouldn't happen to know why there's an inflatable monkey riding a mattress on my roof would you?
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