found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
I have just been informed that my company has ray guns. I WORK FOR ACTUAL BOND VILLAINS. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
If I take a couple more shots I won't even know he's a Mormon that drives a motorcycle
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