Sponge bath it is.
I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
do you realize that she was the awkward lesbian in high school and now bangs more girls than probably both of us combined?!
Its really bad when you fall asleep at a stop light outside the hotel and you wake up to a small spanish limo driver knocking on your window to tell you it's a green light
I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
Dude, sorry for live texting you my binge drinking. If you'd like me to do the same for my hangover, I can share that I just had to sit down while q-tipping my ears.
How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
No, this year you're all getting coupons for things like "no yelling because you had sex in my apartment" or "the last beer."
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