Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
this text is just filler to avoid a lull in the conversation
i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
I just spent the past twenty minutes checking out a girl who turned out to be a mannequin. I need AA.
Goose bottles do NOT make good bowling pins
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
Yeah I went home with her... She had me take off everything but my shirt and from across the room goes, "Now dance. Just dance that dick over here"
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
Were not even through the second month of the year and I potentially may have torpedoed a marriage...
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
Swans
Now I am free. And I want to go meet men. My phone deleted all my contacts, and I consider this to be a new beginning. With a new man in my phone book.
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