He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
Hey man sorry, can't talk. I'm already taking risks by ripping the bong on this conference call.
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
He kept making me pretend I was his personal trainer. When I swallowed his cum he made me pretend I was drinking a protein shake. Thats actually what it tasted like.
No, the weekend was great. It was the waking up in the pond in the raft without an oar that sucked. That fucking water is cold at 7am.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive
Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
I'm not saying I haven't been that drunk. I'm just saying I haven't been that drunk and then have cops buy me shots.
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
The Dick I got last night was so phenomenal that I had to take a fucking personal day today.
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
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