why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
I have a plus one for the Blackout Express, should I pen in your name?
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
So I vaguely remember making out with you this morning, I think you were on a date?
3pm strippers are depressing
Really?!? Does he think blocking me on FACEBOOK means that he doesn't have a kid with me?!
I walked outside an you were laying down talking to a star about your life. That's when I took the bottle of jack away...
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
Just used the handle end of a spatula to get the baggie of coke wedged between my passenger seat. Innovation points?
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
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