chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
Just found out what was wrong with Esther. Turns out she's 33 and still not married. This explains everything.
There was jim beam in your oven. I just preheated it.
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
We had sex in the woods. It was great until some bird started mimicking my orgasm sounds
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
Brunch got away from me. I might be a little high.
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
I got a message the other day that just said “great tits”
A gentleman AND a scholar
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