Upon hearing of his newfound access to every orifice... even ones he just made up... the Grinch's penis grew three sizes that day.
Little spoons don't ask big questions
Just left a map of the Aleutian islands on this Eskimo girls face. Check one off my Alaska to do list.
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
Just finished putting caution tape around the tv. Sober me needs to prepare.
I feel like my chances would have been better if I hadn't told her "I need to fuck you before you leave."
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
Randomize