I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
I'm taking it from the chunk of pizza I just pulled out my hair that we ate pizza last night?
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
So I realized I was officially over him when I was getting a lap dance on the keg bus at 3am from his old boss and I was double fisting:)
We got to the hotel at 12AM with nothing but a plastic bag of magnum condoms and lube, while wearing glow sticks. The receptionist handed us a bunch of water bottles and said "These are on us.", not even phased by three dudes about to have a threesome. I love this town.
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
I've started day drinking because fuck everyone else
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
He took a picture of me to show his boss why he was late...Is that a compliment or not?
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