tod's in jail
he was afraid of holiday checkpoints so we let him ride my mom's tandem bike home. by himself. at 4 am.
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
she said "the two best ways to sober up are to nurse someone or give a blowjob" and im gonna go along with it.
I just had to blow my nose on a mcdonalds receipt in my car. Its time to stop doing coke.
I can always tell its time to do laundry when my vibrator doesn't stay covered up in my sock drawer.
No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
perfect irony that i'm celebrating international women's day with a yeast infection
Just saw our highschool guidance counselor at the bar and he's taken six shots in the last hour. Those teenagers have fucking hardened him.
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
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