Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
You started drinking at 2:30, did you really think you would be able to remember?
Hey, what did you end up doing with those ski goggles?
Anything is possible. I didn't even know I was wearing the toilet cover as a hat
I don't want to ruin date night, but you have no idea how hard it is to poop whilst looking at cute puppies.
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
There's a website where you can order a pile of horse shit to be dropped on a persons doorstep. So that's another option.
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
you said "it's karaoke night" and tried to use my dick as a microphone
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
Give me like 5, I have to feed a moose and find my pants.
I apparently sent an offer letter to, and then subsequently onboarded, the wrong candidate. How's your Monday?
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