Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
im contemplating emailing my dad and telling him how worthless i am and how sorry i am that he pays for my life...aka my bar tabs.
Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
I was hidding Easter eggs in CHURCH this morning when one of the older men came up to me and said "I always knew you'd be a bunny just not the Easter kind" ... Our congregation obviously has high hopes for their pastor's daighter
You could say the cab driver was less than excited when we called his personal cell phone at 4am for directions back to our hotel after having blacked out at the club
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
It's 4:30 AM and I just walked through a line of 10 deer without them freaking out. I am the campus deer king.
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
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