i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
"it" just moved
why is it whenever you puke in the park there are always little kids on the swings?
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
I think he just gave me the 'I used to sleep with your sister' discount
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
Liz is crying about burritos again.
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
Really need a jack off emoji
Who do we write to about that?
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